What is French Surprise?
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You fuck a midget while holding her up and running around so she screams "we we!" (oui oui) and then you slam her into a wall.
Jill the midget was pissed off at work on Tuesday because the night before, she had gotten a French Surprise.
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Same as "rudy-poo," but more Southern.
"One who is lame, puss, or otherwise, clueless"
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