French Surprise

What is French Surprise?


1.

You fuck a midget while holding her up and running around so she screams "we we!" (oui oui) and then you slam her into a wall.

Jill the midget was pissed off at work on Tuesday because the night before, she had gotten a French Surprise.

See midget, fuck, pussy, sex, wall


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