What is French Tank?
1.
Modified military assault vehicle that has only one forward gear, but four reverse gears.
Used extensively in both World Wars.
English General: My word! Look at how quickly the French Army is retreating - how do they manage that?
English Sergeant: It's the French Tank sir - it has finally been perfected after nearly 100 years of development.
English General: Well I never - what will those onion-eating cunts think of next?
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2.
Worthless. To have absolutly no purpose. A useless piece of metal possessed with four gears, three in reverse and one for if they get attacked from behind.
Man, Taylor is such a French Tank, he doesn't have a job, he never cleans the place up or pays rent, he isn't even fun to be around...
3.
The new line in France's army that has one gear in foward and four in reverse.
The only thing worse than Iraq tanks are the pussy French tanks.
