French Ticket

What is French Ticket?

Keying someone's car; keying a car that is parked illegally; From Two Days in Paris the movie

Or taking a shit on someone's windshield

What is that? A french ticket?

He was parked in the handicapped spot so I gave him a french ticket.

See keying, french, vigilante, defecation

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