What is French Train?
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When about 5 people lie on the floor and wait for each other to fart, and when somebody actually farts everybody tries to suck it up. Usually performed after eating cheese and drinking unusual amounts of milk.
French Trains are only performed in France because everyone else thinks they are gross.
Random Words:
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An extremely irritating dwarf who is addicted to acne remedies and wanking to ABBA songs.
What do you call a deformed midget who cracks..
