What is French Train?
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When about 5 people lie on the floor and wait for each other to fart, and when somebody actually farts everybody tries to suck it up. Usually performed after eating cheese and drinking unusual amounts of milk.
French Trains are only performed in France because everyone else thinks they are gross.
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Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.
Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.
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Lead singer of Pulp, phenominal lyricist, and personification of sex. Cocker is most infamously known for waggling his godly arse at Mic..
