What is French Tuck?
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When a man attempts to appear to have female genitalia by tucking his junk behind his thighs or in his crack.
My favorite part in <i>Ace Ventura: Pet Detective</i> was when they lifted up the skirt on the lady and it turned out to be a guy doing a french tuck. It looked like a nasty case of hemorrhoids.
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To be distracted in awe of a friend or co-worker macking (and being succesful) on someone WAY out of their league.
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–adjective
1. too extraordinarily incredible to be believed.
Tenaya is so unbefregginlievably sweet.
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