What is French Tuck?
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When a man attempts to appear to have female genitalia by tucking his junk behind his thighs or in his crack.
My favorite part in <i>Ace Ventura: Pet Detective</i> was when they lifted up the skirt on the lady and it turned out to be a guy doing a french tuck. It looked like a nasty case of hemorrhoids.
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Verb: To aggresively masterbate.
C-Mac was C-MACin-it all day!
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A small town in way west Texas that isn't close to anywhere and where you know everyone and everyone knows your business. Pleasant ..
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an extremly sunburned dick.
that man had a very soggy roasted penis. it was insane. MOTHER FUCK. put it away larry!
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