What is French Zamboni?
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When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.
She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni
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A chubby chinese girl in the movie Donnie Darko.
Most famous of her lines is "chut up"
She is also my imaginary friend'..
