French Zamboni

What is French Zamboni?


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When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.

She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni

See swamp ass, booty, sweaty, tea bag


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