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Micorwaving the jizz in the condom, and when you're finished you smack your partner in the face with it just hard enough to make it..
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The kickass owner of #coding on irc.chattingaway
Zeroblitzt pwns all the other n00blets in #coding!..
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To procrastinate on multiple activities simultaneously.
"He managed to be to lazy do do his homework, the dishes, and his reading...