Fresh Muffin

What is Fresh Muffin?

A hottie little babe that just turned the legal age of 18.

Dude! I heard you went out with Meghan last night and got some.

Yea, Braaaaa. Knocked it up good!

Ya know she's only 17.

No dude. Her birthday was last week. She's now a Fresh Muffin.

Sweet!

See hottie, babe, barely legal, smoking, hot, bangalicious

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