Freshcalade

What is Freshcalade?


1.

A close relative to the Cadillac Escalade, a Freshcalade is a "pimped out version" of said vehicle. Annoying and unnecessary accesories features include, but are not limited to:

-Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger

- Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny

-TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.

-Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of

obnoxious power

-Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery.

-A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry

or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city

blocks away

Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".

"Yo, what did Ricky do with all that settlement money?"

"He went out and bought him self a dope new Freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! Your boy is pimped the fuck out."

"Shit, I would a saved a grip of loot and bought a Kia Sedona"

See escalade, whip, pimped, ghetto fabulous, bling


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