Freshman Friday

What is Freshman Friday?


1.

In many high schools Fridays are celebrated by putting freshmen in garbage cans or stuffing them in lockers. It's amazing how creative the upperclassmen can get actually.

I used to look forward to stripping down the frosh and making them form sexual pyramids on top of each other until the administration turned gay and called it "hazing".

2.

Known by sophomores, juniors, and Seniors as the greatest day of the year. Celebratory rituals include (but are not limited to): Trashcanning/dumpsterizing, turtling backpacks, and flagpole ducttapings.

Dude, Happy Freshman Friday!

I know, I've had this day marked on my calender for weeks!

Lets go trashcan some fresh meat!

See freshmen, high school, trashcan, ducttape, turtle


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