Freshman Red

What is Freshman Red?


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When you get drunk (or just ED) and your penis stops working just before you're about to have sex with a chick. This causes great embarrassment and you will forever be known as the guy who can't get it up.

Evan: Freshman Red exists--it's a real thing.

Drew: Freshman Red does not exist, you just have ED.

Evan: Sad face.

See ed, dick, evan


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