What is Freshmeat?
1.
Hot young men/women college freshmen.
There is quite alot of freshmeat this semester, I think I'll have a taste.
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2.
a newbie freshman who has no friends in higher ranks and is free for all to call his or her bitch. They have no opinion and do not really matter.
*first day of school*
Renee- *scoffs* Gods look at all the stupid freshmen. *snaps her fingers* FRESHMEAT Get me a soda now!
Freshmeat- but...I don't have any mon..
Renee- *slaps* Did I ask your opinion? No! Now get me my fucking soda
Freshmeat- yes ma'am
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3.
When one rant just won't do, you need...Freshmeat.
When one feeble rejoinder just won't do, you need...Freshmeat.
When your rusty bullet hole aches for action, you need...Freshmeat.
{Freshmeat is avaiable from all good stockists. Follow instructions with care!}
Freshmeat changed my life for the better. Only kidding!
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