Fresno Shawnism

What is Fresno Shawnism?


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The ability to make a NON-Lethal item either, blow up, catch fire, or explode in some manner

I put down a piece of toast, it knocked over my marble jar, they rolled over and knocked over a bottle of nailpolish remover which poured into my computer fan, spraying my room in nailpolish remover, and into the candle across the room, hence catching the room on fire because I put toast down. "That was a complete Fresno Shawnism"

See fresno, fire, explode, deadly


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