Fret Wanking

What is Fret Wanking?


1.

2. when a guitarist plays an excessivly virtuoso solo which dominates (and often ruins) the song, or at least a hefty proportion of it.

Either derives from the same thing as the previous definition, or from the fact that the guitarist in question is playing their solo so vehemently that they seem to be in love with themselves, and so are receiving (metaphorical) sexual pleasure from playing it (as one does when wanking)

Same as other definition

2.

The art of playing twiddly crap sounding guitar solos , often with frantic wrist action , hence the comparison to wanking .

"all that fret wanking sounds shit"

See jess


60

Random Words:

1. A condition where a large person thinks they are thin. That chubby girl wearing the stretch pants and half shirt suffers from antirexia..
1. gamer/hacker language for black people, used to not get bollocked for being racist. crawley is full of p4k1's it is a shithole..
1. A dumb elementary school joke about Dolly Parton performed with a calculator. Kid 1: "22378008? I don't get it! What does t..