What is Fretaphobia?
1.
The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.
Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!
See
Random Words:
1.
Something you use to store all your sexual play things in.
DUDE! this duckel bucket has so many dildos in it!
See dildo, sex, duck, du..
1.
A term used when one manages to get another to do a task inadvertently in full knowledge that they want to feel like a master
Dips: Yo ..
1.
When a bartender inserts one or both of his testicles into a jack and coke...to produce a slightly salty taste.
Hey Bartender A round o..