What is Fretwank?
1.
To play guitar fast with technical skill, but no feeling
Anything by Yngwie Malmsteen
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2.
(v)"To play the air guitar."
(Taken from the movement of the left hand up and down the imaginary frets of a non-existent electric guitar)
"You can always recognize the spotty teenage Status Quo herberts, by their inability to refrain from 'fretwanking' the second "Caroline" is played on the juke-box."
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