What is Fretwank?
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To play guitar fast with technical skill, but no feeling
Anything by Yngwie Malmsteen
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2.
(v)"To play the air guitar."
(Taken from the movement of the left hand up and down the imaginary frets of a non-existent electric guitar)
"You can always recognize the spotty teenage Status Quo herberts, by their inability to refrain from 'fretwanking' the second "Caroline" is played on the juke-box."
Random Words:
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cockney rhyming slang for tramp
shut up u fuckin paraffin lamp
2.
Normally one who chooses to live outside society's boundaries...
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n. Someone who acts really stupid, or does some kind of dumb move that causes others to think that s/he is a dumbass
Man trips and fall..
