What is Fretwank?
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To play guitar fast with technical skill, but no feeling
Anything by Yngwie Malmsteen
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(v)"To play the air guitar."
(Taken from the movement of the left hand up and down the imaginary frets of a non-existent electric guitar)
"You can always recognize the spotty teenage Status Quo herberts, by their inability to refrain from 'fretwanking' the second "Caroline" is played on the juke-box."
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The alternative alias for the famously promiscuous music star, Hollywood Halk.
Girl 1: I had sex with The Incredible Halk last night.
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When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.
John: Fuck! ..
