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A turd floating in the Mersey Estuary
I was sitting on the ferry admiring the view when a couple of Mersey goldfish swam past..
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the fucking coolest hat in the world
only cool people wear intellution hats
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A popular song that has the ability to fill an empty dance floor full of gay men within 45 seconds.
There wasn't one queen on that..