Friday Night Flu

What is Friday Night Flu?


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The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?

Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

See flu, excuse, fever, cop out, influenza


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