Friday Night Flu

What is Friday Night Flu?

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?

Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

See flu, excuse, fever, cop out, influenza

You Daddy

1. 1.the boss; 2.a person who uses this thinks he is superior to another "I'm you daddy!"..

Kinf

1. 1. A kingly (or noble) male fart. 2. A penis fart. The act of penis farting is done especially by religious males that have a view of s..

Jack-fucking-puddyfuck

1. Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off. (While playing cards): Observer: "What do you have in y..

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