Friday Night Flu

What is Friday Night Flu?

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?

Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

See flu, excuse, fever, cop out, influenza

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Overkill

1. More than what is needed. In gross excess of what is reasonably expected. An excess of something beyond what is required or suitable for..

Zozz

1. Adj. Zozzed, To be high on marijuana V. Zozz, Referring to the smoking of marijuana I am so zozzed right now. Hey, do you want to go ..

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