Friday The 13th

What is Friday The 13th?


1.

The number 13 has long been assocciated with unfortunate incidents. This stems from roman empire rule, and christianity. Pirates considered Friday to be the most unlucky day of the week. At least once a year the two coincide. This is said to be the most unlucky day of the year, but only if you happen to live in Crystal Lake, where Jason Vorhees may murder you.

Friday the 13th? My arse.

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2.

A day when everything fucks up and goes to totally opposite of what it usually does.

A time for hockey masked wearing pyschos to slaughter unsuspecting victims.

"Its Friday the 13th!"

3.

A 1980's horror film about a woman, Pamela Voorhees, who saw her son drown at Camp Crystal Lake, and went crazy killing all of the counselors several years later for neglecting her son, then was decapited by the last surviving counselor.

In later sequels her 'dead' son returns weilding a burlap sack and any pointed object...and later a hockey mask and machette to kill anyone who returns to Camp Crystal Lake, or anyone at all for that matter, as revenge for killing his mother. Has 11 sequels, including a battle between him and Freddy Krueger of the ' Nightmare On Elm Street' series.

AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO *shank* EHHHHHH

4.

The day, usually occuring once or twice a year, associated with bad luck. However, it is well known that doing a wake and bakecauses one's fortunes to turn around.

Person 1: Friday the 13th is usually a shithole of a day

Person 2: Ya, unless you wake and bake

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