Fridayitis

What is Fridayitis?


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The seemingly contaigous diseast that effects employees on Fridays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by nice weather. Home cures include golfing, taking a trip to the shore or sleeping late and going shopping.

Half the plant is out today.. I think they're suffering from fridayitis.

See friday, tgif, absent, awol


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