Fridge-monster

What is Fridge-monster?

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When food has been left in the Refridgerator uneaten and unsupervised for too long, a fridge-monster results. This mutant abomination emits toxic spores and is capable of engulfing other foods, pets, or small children. The only way to destroy a fridge-monster is with fire.

Johnny: Hey Ralph, go get me some onion dip for my chips!

Ralph: Sure thing. (opens fridge) Aargh! Fridge-monster!

Fridge-monster: Blarg!!

Johnny: Crap! Get the flamethrower!
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