What is Fridge-monster?
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When food has been left in the Refridgerator uneaten and unsupervised for too long, a fridge-monster results. This mutant abomination emits toxic spores and is capable of engulfing other foods, pets, or small children. The only way to destroy a fridge-monster is with fire.
Johnny: Hey Ralph, go get me some onion dip for my chips!
Ralph: Sure thing. (opens fridge) Aargh! Fridge-monster!
Fridge-monster: Blarg!!
Johnny: Crap! Get the flamethrower!
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Oral stimulation of the grundle given by a dog, achieved by smearing food, usually peanut butter, on the grundle.
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To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?
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