What is Fried Chicken?
1.
a food that black people love.If your
black your mom probaly cooks it every
sunday.
damn nigga im hungry as hell
lets go to my mama house from
some fried chicken.
2.
shit that tastes good
hey nigga gimme that mothafuckin bucket of KFC
3.
Some damn good eatin'. Considered a favorite of blacks (for actually quite some time, like decades), but anyone can eat this luscious, succulent treat. ^.^
"Get me summa dat friiiied chicken mothufucka!"
"A word of advice : Hardees fried-chicken is delicious, but it will give you a bowel-attack if you're not careful."
-me
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4.
Food that makes the world go round. Can be found on any menu. It is often accompanied with watermelon.
KFC is the king of fried chicken.
5.
A wonderful food that comes in a bucket. Goes great with porno.
Fried Chicken is delicious, and pornography is video tape of people haveing sex.
Fried Chicken Store Owner: "They know what I like... money. And I know what they like... Fried Chicken.
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6.
An assumed "food group" believed to regularly be consumed and by black people.
Toho: "Damn nigga, I's be needin's some fried chicken nigga."
Yoyo: "Nigga damn, that's why dems honkeys always be thinkins' we always eaten fried chicken and wata' melon b!tch!"
Toho: "sh!t. . . (pause) . . . I know! Lets go get some Big Macs from McD's!"
Yoho: "Word B!tch, now dats how we do, we be GANGSTA!."
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7.
A superior method of preparing chicken for consumption. Commonly associated with bad health.
Girl: "I don't eat fried chicken, it makes me greasy and icky feeling and it's bad for my heart!!!"
Me: "Because of your overactive hormones you are naturally greasy as fuck. Fried chicken doesn't contribute to this, you just don't know how to eat food properly. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading to my grandmother's house for some home made fried chicken."
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