What is Fried Crispy?
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Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.
Person 1: Wow, you've got a really bad
sunburn !
Person 2: Awww man! I'm fried crispy!
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After a guy has sex with a girl, he pulls his penis out of her and wipes it under her nose to make a cum mustache like Hitler's.
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A very sarcastic term. Used when something that you just did was really gay and not fun at all.
Wow school today was just a bag of sex...
