Fried Eggs

What is Fried Eggs?


1.

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.

We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.

2.

the term used to describe overly large aerolas on a womans breasts.

Chris: "how was francesca last night ayy"

Stewy: "nah man as soon as she took her top off i ran... she had fried eggs"

See f'n'd, legs, butt, skeet retreat, titties

3.

The method a abortion using a bunson burner or large lighter, gasoline, belt, and a towel.

Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.

Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.

4.

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

See fog lights

5.

breasts of a sunburned woman who has kept her top on, keeping the breasts pale, but has now decided to sunbathe topless, allowing the breasts to tan, nipples first. This gives an appearance of fried eggs.

When in Spain, perverts put on their shades and stare at the fried eggs around the pool.

See Gumba Gumba


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