Fried Eyes

What is Fried Eyes?

Huge eyes, that look like Fried Eggs. Very hard to close, and makes people pretend their hard. Very funny to see someone with fried eyes.

1st Person: Wow look at them huge eyes

2nd person: They look like Fried Eggs

1st person: Hehehe FRIED EYES

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