Fried Feline

What is Fried Feline?


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1. a cat who habitually chews on wires.

2. a cat who has been electrically shocked from habitually chewing on wires.

person 1: "my cat plays with plugged christmas lights like yarn balls. Soon he's gonna be a fried feline."

person 2: "At least then we won't have to cook a turkey..."

See running with scissors, cat voice, freud


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