What is Fried Feline?
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1. a cat who habitually chews on wires.
2. a cat who has been electrically shocked from habitually chewing on wires.
person 1: "my cat plays with plugged christmas lights like yarn balls. Soon he's gonna be a fried feline."
person 2: "At least then we won't have to cook a turkey..."
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n. Anything, physical or emotional, that clears and frees a constipated mind.
The best relaxative for any of my stresses is my lady...