Fried Owl

What is Fried Owl?

The state that one finds themselves in when faced with seemingly insurmountable stress due to negligence on their part.

Jack: "There's an exam tomorrow?? SHIT, I haven't even opened the textbook!"

Jill: "Looks like you're a fried owl."

See toasted, fucked, screwed, doomed, effed

Itelate

1. 1. later, bye 2. word used by nifty ass people "i gotta go whack off. itelate!" See holla, bye, lates, bon voyage..

Megaman That Ho

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Iltwitterate

1. (adjective) unable to to create "tweets" or use "twitter" in any capacity. I checked out twitter the other day, but..

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