Fried Owl

What is Fried Owl?

The state that one finds themselves in when faced with seemingly insurmountable stress due to negligence on their part.

Jack: "There's an exam tomorrow?? SHIT, I haven't even opened the textbook!"

Jill: "Looks like you're a fried owl."

See toasted, fucked, screwed, doomed, effed

Lu Bird

1. n. the man of a party; the person at a party who actually makes the party Dude Zeke, you are the Lu bird of this party. See life of th..

Obamemployed

1. To be unemployed due to the failed economic policies of the Obama administration. Guy #1: Dood, let's go the movies this weekend. ..

Vagisil Bitch

1. The vagisil bitch never leaves home without her tube of anti-itching lube. She got it in her purse, her pocket, the bathroom, and the b..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Fried Owl Edit Meaning