Fried Owl

What is Fried Owl?


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The state that one finds themselves in when faced with seemingly insurmountable stress due to negligence on their part.

Jack: "There's an exam tomorrow?? SHIT, I haven't even opened the textbook!"

Jill: "Looks like you're a fried owl."

See toasted, fucked, screwed, doomed, effed


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