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The act of taking a shit, and not having to wipe due to the turd not leaving a mess on the outside of your asshole.
Dude, good thing my..
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Anything so incredible it should be in the Bible.
Yo, that so incredibible, it could have come out of Saint Peter's mouth himself...
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A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.
Aww..