Friend

What is Friend?


1.

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"

Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."

Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."

Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)

Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

See Jimbo

2.

A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, abuse you and who takes great care to be kind to you, honest with you, dependable and loyal. Someone who you trust without question because they have never given you any reason not to trust them. Someone you enjoy being around and look forward to seeing. Someone who would sacrifice themself for you.

I always know Ben is my friend and will be there for me and always will be.

See buddy, pal, partner in crime, best friend

3.

A friend is someone who doesn't screen your calls. He/She is also someone who tries to stay in touch despite an infathomable distance between you and him/her. A friend also doesn't approve of horrible role models such as Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson.

Josh is not my friend because he doesn't keep in touch and always screens my calls. He also likes rapists (Kobe Bryant) and voodoo-wizards (Phil Jackson).

See buddy, amigo, josh, enemy

4.

a good friend will bail you outta jail.

a best friend will be right there next to you saying "dude that was fucking awesome!!!!!!!"

best friends r the shit

See Anonymous

5.

a friend is some one who knows you but loves you anyway

any friend you have, and anyone your friends with

See friends, people, best friends, love, truth

6.

A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard. A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, and who takes great care to be kind to you, honest with you, dependable and loyal. Someone who you trust without question because he/she has never given you any reason not to trust. Someone you enjoy being around and look forward to seeing. Someone who would sacrifice him/herself for you.

We are the best example of friend. We are bond together with each other. Our friendship includes best persons, Names are Deepak, Deepti, Shriya, Anurag, Manish, Naveen and few more like these...........

See trust, love, chum

7.

someone who knows the real you..witnesses you goign through changes...but loves you all the same not to be confused with backstabbing witch who smiles to ur face and talks behind ur back

"i think im goign in a different direction" "dont worry i love u all teh same"


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