Friend Bater

What is Friend Bater?


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When a guy/girl masturbates while thinking naughty thoughts about thier friend. These are usually pornographic, and very graphic.

Girl 1: God... your such a Friend Bater... I know your thinking of him while your touchin' yourself.

Girl 2: Oh really... how?

Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.

See masturbate, sex, cum, lick, swallow, good


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