Friend Collateral

What is Friend Collateral?


1.

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.

Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral.

See friend, collateral, henry, jake, zelda

2.

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.

Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral

See friend, jake, collateral, henry, zelda

3.

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".

Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".

Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"

3 weeks later......

Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".

Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?

Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"

See friend collateral, jake, douche, friend, collateral


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