What is Friend Counter?
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These are the idiots on Myspace that either diss you because you don't have a certain amount of "friends", or they constantly remind you of how many friends they have, regardless of the fact that, of the 9,634 people they have on their page, they only know maybe 2 people personally.
Friend Counter: You only have 100 people on your page? I totally have like, 8,242 friends.
Me: Interestingly enough, 8,242 is also the amount of brain cells I've lost having this conversation.
Friend Counter: What...?
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