What is Friend Myself?
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see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).
"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."
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1. The same as a tranny surprise, only with a Granny.
2. Finding out a woman is a grandmother after sleeping with her.
DUDE, I smash..