Friend Myself

What is Friend Myself?


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see: Masturbate

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).

"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."

See spank the monkey, rub one out, pleasure, masturbate


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