What is Friend Myself?
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see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).
"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."
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noun: the male member, aka: the penis.
I am going to perform oral pleasure on his yummy doodle.
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someone who *after having lots of lubed sex* asks the femal counter-part to spread there legs so that the person can eat them while fist..
