What is Friend Myself?
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see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).
"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."
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One who eats an excessive amount of unhealthy food and yet still remains slender.
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It a reference to a large overweight person and what they may be capable of if they could use their mass to advantage.
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