What is Friend Myself?
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see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).
"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."
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When your having a good time then somebody uninvited shows up and kills the good time you were having. Being high and drunk is optional..
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To fuck a whale.
Why don't you just go vershnagen!
See Nat Dawg..