What is Friend Myself?
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see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).
"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."
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A term used to describe a state of excitement or emphasis upon something or someone.
Shorty was lookin fly as a muthafucka, real fast!
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A girl who hooks up with multiple members of a fraternity, often destroying brotherhood and causing general violence and distress within..