What is Friend Myself?
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see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).
"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."
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To cancel or put off a date/friend, for example, for any reason. Colloquial.
Person 1: "Are you coming out tonight?"
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One who is obsessed with anal sex
Prison is full of anal vialators
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