What is Friend Myself?
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see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).
"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."
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Any type of math with problems done in wrong processes, but always ending up with correct answers. My cousin made it up during Algebra 1..
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what people get after partying with zook for three weeks...much worse than a normal hangover
he left last week but i am still suffering..