What is Friend Squatting?
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A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.
Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.
Random Words:
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1. To masterbate furiously.
2. To beat your dick like it owes you money so as to pleasure yourself.
3. The act of jacking off
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Obscuroque. He is a nice person. Nice. Very nice. I like having radiator-related fluffy-sex with him. Yes.
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