Friend Squatting

What is Friend Squatting?


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A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.


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