Friend Whore

What is Friend Whore?


1.

A friend whore is someone on Myspace or Face book that tries to get as many friends as possible. Now, most people try to make friends, but friend whores will ask any and everyone to be their friend. These people are pretty lame.

"Member Since: May 14, 2005"

Todays date: May 19, 2005

"_______ has 114 friends..."

2.

1) A person who always wants more friends, even though he has plenty already. Often a friend whore will select specific people to pursue. Like a normal whore but instead of wanting to get laid they want to be accepted by everybody, and envy people who have more friends than them. Friend whores most often select people of the opposite gender to whore themselves to.

Tina: Did you hear that Rob is making a list of girls he wants to be friends with?

Gina: I know, he's such a friend whore. Why can't he be happy with being friends with us?

See friend, whore, hog, desperation, creepy, list, stalk, unhappiness, lust, envy

3.

Someone who claims friendships with people they've only met once, don't even particularly like or add friends of friends on facebook or myspace just to boost their numbers.

Also the types of people who freely throw around the word 'love' or become affectionate too early in a friendship.

"Munaf has a has like 300 friends on facebook I introduced him to Shane at the supermarket yesterday and now their facebook friends. What a pair of friend whores"

See fake, false

4.

Someone who connects and bonds with people too easily without descriminating or recognizing red flags. A friend whore is someone who is everyone's safe friend, doesn't set appropriate boundaries, is too forgiving, and doesn't share his/her true feelings at the risk of jeopardizing the dysfunctional relationship or feeling guilty.

You were always my safe friend in high school. I could always turn to you, even when I didn't treat you well.

That's because I used to be a friend whore and never set boundaries with you. I was your friend when you weren't mine.

See friend whore

5.

Someone you think is your friend but behind your back they go and do something with a really stupid person who you hate.

Steve: So do you want to hang out after school?

Mark: Sorry I'm going to hang out with Joe.

Steve: But Joe is a total jackass!! Friend whore!!

See marclar, bitch, traitor, idiot, skank, bastard

6.

someone who takes all your friends away and makes them totally forget about you

Kelly: Are you friends with Cierra?

Leylani: Are you kidding? She's such a friend whore!


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