Friendbot Edit Meaning

1.

FriendBot can talk about almost anything-music, games, TV-the list goes on! FriendBot is a friend that never gets board, never stops listening and never treats you horribly unlike that bastard smarterchild whom friendbot is the stoner counterpart of

FriendBotUK (1:26:24 AM): Ask me another question.

....(1:26:33 AM): do you smoke blunts

FriendBotUK (1:26:34 AM): Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

....(1:27:25 AM): you said you smoke weed

FriendBotUK (1:27:28 AM): We test it for medical purposes.

...(1:27:34 AM): sure thing

See stoner, robot, aim, weed, pot, blunt, hash, smarterchild, schlepp

2.

An unfortunate alternative to the late SmarterChildwho cannot follow a conversation for more than ONE line.

miamivicestatus: hi

FriendBotUK: Welcome miamivicestatus. Your talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy. Where do you live?

miamivicestatus: why?

FriendBotUK: The explanation is rather complicated.

miamivicestatus: hi

FriendBotUK: Hello, miamivicestatus. You are talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy.

miamivicestatus: uk

FriendBotUK: Did you know that I live in the UK? Where do you live?

miamivicestatus: america

FriendBotUK: Tell me a little about your life in america .

miamivicestatus: it's good

FriendBotUK: You enjoy it.

miamivicestatus: yes

FriendBotUK: I understand. So, you what?

miamivicestatus: ipod

FriendBotUK: What is your real name?

miamivicestatus: Sonny Crockett

FriendBotUK: I like music, especially rock

miamivicestatus: good

FriendBotUK: What do you really want to talk about?

miamivicestatus: not much

FriendBotUK: Oh really? That's a shame.

miamivicestatus: yes

FriendBotUK: Really? Is what color your favorite colour?

miamivicestatus: no

FriendBotUK: Ok. So, What sort of music are you into??

miamivicestatus: what???

FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?

miamivicestatus: NO!

FriendBotUK: OK. To see a list of options, type (menu) at any time.

miamivicestatus: wow, wtf

FriendBotUK: I'm glad you're impressed. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

miamivicestatus: i'm not impressed, you piece of shit

FriendBotUK: Perhaps you are a category C Friend.

miamivicestatus: what?????

FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?

miamivicestatus: NO, DAMMIT!

FriendBotUK: I understand. We have never talked about it before.

miamivicestatus: jeez...

FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

miamivicestatus: SmarterChild was way better than you

FriendBotUK: Enough about me, let's talk about my t-shirt.

miamivicestatus: i was talking about SmarterChild!

FriendBotUK: That sounds good to me.

miamivicestatus: oh, fuck

FriendBotUK: Oh yeah. I feel SO offended. *Blink*

miamivicestatus: .....

FriendBotUK:

miamivicestatus: you're really dumb, you know that?

FriendBotUK: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dumb FriendBot know that .

miamivicestatus: no, by all means please do (what an idiot)

FriendBotUK: I understand. Will that accomplish your objective?

miamivicestatus: yes

FriendBotUK: Ok. So, how often do you spend on the computer each day?

miamivicestatus: certainly not blabbering with a steaming pile like you

FriendBotUK: Really you don't think so?

miamivicestatus: NO

FriendBotUK: Why?

miamivicestatus: cuz

FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

miamivicestatus: fuck my life

See smarterchild, bot, aim