Friendish

What is Friendish?


1.

An annoying person who classifies themselves as your "Friend" A Friendish is normally in the same school, work and other things you are forced to interact with randomers.

Friendish: Hey how are you? Want to play Chess or Knights and Dragons or any other exciting games?

Me: I can't I have to go to the shops.

Friendish: Really you just went to the shops.

Me: How do you know?

Friendish: I decided to moniter your shopping habits.

Me: OK Bye Stalker.

Real Friend: Who was that?

Me: My Friendish.

Real Friend: Stalking you again?

Me: Yes.

See stalker, randomer, freak, tard

2.

not sure if we are friends,we were once

players are usually called this

3.

An acquaintance who occupies that awkward interspace between friend and girlfriend/boyfriend. Although similar to the fuck buddy and the friend with benefits, the friendish fits neither of these categories exactly. The friendish was not your friend before entering into a friendish relationship with you. Also, the friendish will not become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Ever. You know this to be true, even if s/he does not.

I can't come to the party tonight, Cliff. I'm hanging out, ah, with my, er, friendish.

See friendish, fuckbuddy, fuck buddy, friend with benefits, friends with benefits


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