Friends Select

What is Friends Select?


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The place where stress and pacifism come to overwhelm your brain and then die. Do a JRP, talk with Tracy, attend MFW, then perish in a pool of despair and melancholy. After, have a 30 second chat with George Sedgwick, because he is all that can rescue your puny little brain.

I wish I could go to Friends Select and rip Honey Polis' balls off.

See stress, high school, death, poop, vagina


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