What is Friends Shelf?
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Usually pertaining to guys, the friends shelf is when a girl labels you a friend, disallowing you to be anything more then "just friends".
I am on the friends shelf because this girl hangs out with me and we get along great but i will never be more then a friend to her.
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An inability to have a shit with the light on.
Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it...