Friend-sex

What is Friend-sex?


1.

When two clearly defined friends engage in some form of copulation, while maintaining the same level of friendship.

"Lexi, you're awesome. I think we should have friend-sex."

See friendsex, friends with benefits, fuck buddies, having the painters in

2.

(verb) When friend #1 solicits friend #2 for intercourse or other sexual favors because friend #1 is desperate as shit and has not had any in forever and solicits friend #2 in an inappropriate way, time, or place.

So, I was standing in the bread isle at Giant when Matt approaches me and asks me for "friend-sex"... What the fuck is "friend-sex?!!"

Bob: "Hey, I haven't had sex in a while..."

Jenny: "Ok..."

Bob: "So I was wondering, friend-to-friend..."

Jenny: "Yeah?"

Bob: "Just as a favor, could you hook me up with, like, some... friend-sex?"

Jenny: . . .

See friends with benefits, inappropriate, sex, friend, intercourse, bread, desperate


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