Friendwhoring

What is Friendwhoring?


1.

The art mastered by complete dipshits of stealing and attempting to own one's friends. The said friendwhorer would, naturally, be possessive of the stolen friends, treating them like property.

Person #1: "Hey, that's MY friend!"

Friendwhorer: (to Person #1) BACK UP DOOKIE! (to Person #1's recently friendwhored friend) Get in the car, I have candy. Oh, and never talk to that wank again."


59

Random Words:

1. An indigenous species to most bars, lounges, and clubs of which their intense enrapture for intoxication quickly triggers their nymphoma..
1. Peeing in somebody's butt, then eating it out. I wanted some coke, so I gave him a golden salad..
1. An amazing majestikal creature that is half dolphin, half unicorn. When it get's excited (Aroused) it shoots out a spell of rainbow..