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Jägermeister & Red Bull
Drink on special occasions...like when you want to blackout..
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When you fail a piss test because you stuck your dick up a bitch who had rocks in her crack.
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Another name for a turtle neck shirt
"Turtle chokers are so old skool. If i wanted to keep my neck warm, i'd get a scarf!!&qu..