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When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she bleeds. After you cum, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear. And th..
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That date which used to be your aniversary before you were divorced.
"What are you doing on November 7th?"
"I'll..
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A guy with a thing.
Look at the hermitphrodite run through the forest!..
