Frightened Goldfish

What is Frightened Goldfish?

A penis that fails to become erect prior to intercourse

Tom was ready to go at it, but Bob was struck with a bad case of the frightened goldfish.

See whiskey dick, limp dick, performance anxiety, boner, semi

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