What is Frightened Starfish?
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Used to describe the anal opening just before sex.
Ruiners sphincter quivered like a frightened starfish just before the drunken polar bear inserted his bearhood.
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Rigid position adopted by a female virgin in preparation for first coital experience.
Characterised by slightly spread arms and legs and absolutely no movement whatsoever before, during or after coitus.
"Yeah, it was her first time, so she did the frightened starfish, but after a couple of times she was really cock hungry"
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a glorified kid, usually under the age of 13.
(origin-little kids drink from juiceboxes.)
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A breif, violent fart.
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"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
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