Frightened Turtle

What is Frightened Turtle?


1.

When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.

"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."

See turtle cock, dick, cock

2.

When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.

Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*


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