What is Frightened Turtle?
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When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.
"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."
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When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.
Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*
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The valley girl way of saying perfect.
Andrea has perfectness.
Chris is not perfectness.
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When an event gets so out of hand that the actions taking place are just plain disturbing and wrong.
Okay, you guys need to chill out! ..
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a slang word for a clitoris piercing
Jane said she already had her nipples pierced, and was thinking of getting a "Queen Victoria&..
