What is Frinton And Clacton?
1.
A polite, respectable lady's genital and anal areas, respectively.
(Frinton and Clacton are two closely-adjacent resorts on the Essex coast. Frinton is deemed to be acceptable and rather upper-class, while neighbouring Clacton is regarded as too close for comfort - lower-class, grubby and vulgar.)
From "The Office":
Discreetly fingering the furry fringe of her Frinton, unseen under the cover of the desk, Delia became aware that warm beaver-spit was beginning to trickle down her crack, where it mingled with the growing pool of stagnant sweat and anal stickiness in the tufts between her ample Clacton cheeks. Unglueing herself gradually from the chair, she rose and reached for her handbag. "I'm just going to the loo," she murmured to the supervisor - and was suddenly aware that that lady herself seemed to be engaged in some furtive activity, which was too well-disguised to be immediately identifiable as Frintonism. "Well, even she has a Frinton and Clacton," she thought, with a warm glow of female empathy.
See frigging , clacking , fingering , dipping , county , Persson
From "The Office":
Discreetly fingering the furry fringe of her Frinton, unseen under the cover of the desk, Delia became aware that warm beaver-spit was beginning to trickle down her crack, where it mingled with the growing pool of stagnant sweat and anal stickiness in the tufts between her ample Clacton cheeks. Unglueing herself gradually from the chair, she rose and reached for her handbag. "I'm just going to the loo," she murmured to the supervisor - and was suddenly aware that that lady herself seemed to be engaged in some furtive activity, which was too well-disguised to be immediately identifiable as Frintonism. "Well, even she has a Frinton and Clacton," she thought, with a warm glow of female empathy.
