What is Frodo?
1.
A silly little man with furry toes
2.
-that last bit of poo that wont drop into the toilet
-an annoying little shit that wont let go of the ring
-Are you okay in there?
-Yeah, but I gotta frodo. Come back in like 10 minutes
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3.
1) That short little hobbit with an ambiguously questonable straightness, and an even more abiguously questionable relationship with Samwise Bangme (whoops, typo, meant Samwise GAMGEE).
2) A name for anyone short. Used in The Longest Yard.
1) Excerpt from his cell phone calls to his friends:
No Samwise Bangme, I don't want the pants, I want you!....
Ugh, your not getting it, I don't pay you to be my gardener for nothing, I have a giant bush that needs trimming, and I'm not talking about the one in my garden. Yes I AM talking about the one in my pants.
2) Hey Frodo, can you hold my beer for me? (backs up into the cop's car) Don't worry, you can keep that one, I got 5 more right here (pulls out 6 pack of beer, waves it in cop's face, then drives away).
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4.
The protagonist Hobbit from J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" saga who recovers the One Ring from Gollum and destroys the One Ring in the lava of the Crack of Doom.
Anyone who doesn't like "Lord of the Rings" is out of touch with humanity. Frodo is the one who saves Middle Earth from Sauronification. We need someone like Frodo in this real world of ours!
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5.
Any short young caucasian male with brown curly hair.
"Yes, Frodo, thank you I will have fries with that."
"Honey, Frodo's here with the pizza."
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6.
The act of literally going 'Frodo'. Usually this involves discussing things in terms of their relative level of 'preciousness' constantly and sitting on the roof stripped naked.
Going 'Frodo' is often the result of a particularly stressful life event such as lack of dope or an excess of it.
"Uh oh. He's gone Frodo again."
or...
"Stay away from him, he's liable to go shitting Frodo on you."
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7.
n. A woman who is obsessed with getting married (i.e. always looking for the ring).
Look at all those Frodos on "The Bachelor!"
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