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1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius...
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When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.
Dude, last night I was screwing..
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The offspring of a killer whale and a panda bear.
The kandapillar ate bamboo near the water's edge...