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This is a universal turn-of-phrase that I came up with one night in a slightly drunken state among friends, and has gone from strength t..
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A fart
(Said after passing wind violently)
Cor that was a real knicker-ripper, better check me cacks for bullets...
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Sanitary towel or pad used by women during periods.
Nobody knows I'm on this week. I'm wearing a pussy pillow!
See pussy, pu..